Just a friendly reminder that u should call ur animals by gender-neutral or multiple pronouns. They CAN understand you and YES it is possible for an animal to be trans. Your cat having a penis does not make it male. It is straight up animal abuse to deliberately misgender your pets so please do not do it.
oh my god
What the fuck
Periods are really not that bad. At worst, they’re an inconvenience. You’re a little uncomfortable, your stomach might hurt every now and then, you could feel a bit down or cranky, but that’s it. I’m sick to death of hearing people complain about the unbearable pain and agony they suffer through every month. If your period and the symptoms that come with it are truly so bad that you are literally unable to move or are throwing up, GO TO THE DOCTOR. Your period is not compulsory, you can go on the pill or other medications to control it or block it altogether. And quit campaigning that women should get the days of their period off school or work - women have been getting on with their lives, period or no period, literally since the beginning of man.
Also, stop complaining about ruined clothes - BLOOD RINSES OUT IN COLD WATER.
you tell that to the people who have PCOS
"IT DOESN’T HAPPEN TO ME, SO CLEARLY THESE OTHER WOMEN ARE LYING ABOUT THEIR HORRIBLE AGONY!”
This is hilarious.
And yeah, why don’t you come say that to someone with PCOS? We’d have some lovely words.
Five bucks says this was written by a dude. Because, holy crap, I can’t believe another chick would be that insensitive about something a friend of hers most likely goes through.
My period a few months ago was literally so horrible that I had to crawl on the floor to get around the house and I was sweating because of how much pain I was in, even WITH STRONG PAINKILLERS. Wow.
“Your period is not compulsory, you can go on the pill or other medications to control it or block it altogether”
EXCEPT SO MANY POLITICIANS ARE TRYING TO KEEP US FROM GETTING THE MEDICINE THAT HELPS US BECAUSE THEY THINK IT PROMOTES PROMISCUITY AND BAD MORALS.
Why the FUCK do you think that women fight so hard for birth control pills? And for it to be covered by health insurance? Not only is it our fucking choice on if we want to have sex or not, but without birth control, I am in AGONY for 3-4 days out of 7 and cannot go past an hour without needing to go to the bathroom to change things.
I’m lucky enough that birth control controls my period. I don’t have any conditions like PCOS that make my period worse, I’m just on the end spectrum of “your period is normal, but its gunna suck” For others, they need birth control so that it doesn’t feel like someone’s ripping their uterus out and gnawing on it and instead feels more like someone just stabbing them repeatedly so that they can THEN go on heavy painkillers to try and deal with the pain. Also, side note: most side effects of heavy painkillers make you seriously groggy and they don’t want you to drive.
Another side note, my roommate has epilepsy. Now i don’t know jack squat about epilepsy, but she’s told me that sometimes her cramps are so bad that it can trigger a seizure. She’s woken up a couple of times from the pain, only to have a seizure and throw up. If you knew this was a possibility, would you go outside where this could potentially happen in front of a lot of people/on stairs/WHILE DRIVING or would you take a day off and do your work at home where you can better control it? Periods don’t just cause cramps and whatever, they can trigger other conditions to act up as well WHICH CAN BE SERIOUSLY DANGEROUS.
Pretend women have completely free access to birth control and its covered by health insurance. My roommate can’t use traditional birth control because it completely negates her seizure meds, so there’s drug interactions that women have to deal with too. What if you’re allergic to the medicine? What if it causes even WORSE side effects than the symptoms you had before?
I’m not even going to bother explaining how “feeling a little cranky” begins to cover it. Periods mean hormone surges which means various mood swings as your body balances everything out to make sure that your uterus is functioning properly. Hormone surges affect moods. Some girls get more of a surge than others. Some girls are just more sensitive to these hormonal changes than others.
Most of the time us “feeling a little cranky” is us flabbergasted at the absolute ignorance that people like you have and the rage at the “oh you’re mad, you must be on your period” like our anger is only justified if we’re on our period and isn’t valid (but thats a whole other issue)
As for blood rinses out in cold water? How about when you leak onto your jeans in the first hour of school? Are you suggesting that I go to the bathroom and rinse out my jeans on cold water, and then go to class the rest of the day with a WET CROTCH? Because I’m not gunna have enough time to sit with my pants under the hand dryer until they dry.
Blood doesn’t even always rinse out in cold water, more just rinses out in cold water. It depends on the fabric, and you have to rinse it RIGHT AWAY. Most of the time girls wake up with their periods, after the blood has been there for HOURS. So there’s underwear, pants and potentially sheets stained because you didn’t even know your period even started.
Don’t even get me started on the fact that in order to keep the blood clean and off clothes is that we have to buy expensive pads or tampons, which are either basically diapers that you have to sit in and feel like you pissed yourself all day and worry about leaking, or a wad of cotton that you shove up in your vagina and worry about leaking.
And yes, women have been “getting on with life” for as long as we’ve had periods, because we’re BADASSES. We are TOUGH and we are STRONG. But women in the past have also wanted to take breaks due to periods. Don’t try and fool yourself into thinking that in the past women were just like “Oh it appears i’ve gotten my period” because a spot of red appeared on their undergarments AND THATS IT. No. They went through the same thing but most of the time had to be like “well FUCK” and tough out the day, and then cry from the pain in private. They would want a break then just as much as we do now.
Before making sweeping statements like this, why don’t you crack open a human repro book and actually look at the female side of it, and all of the problems and complications of periods that are DOCUMENTED.
And if you are a female instead of a male, OP, count yourself blessed that you think periods are easy to deal with. You could have had it so much worse.
Reblogging again because YO^^^
I reblog this every time it pops up, because there’s something so comforting about it.
Obviously a long and comfortable acquaintance with these two. The cat barely notices the rabbit, and rabbits only flop over like that when they feel relaxed and safe. The rabbit is literally trusting that cat with his life.
FACT: Genderfluid people love to have their hair pet and played with. In the rare occurrence when they do not, they will bite you if you attempt to play with their hair.
I attempted to draw my humanstuck peixes headcanons to practice ethnicities I’m sorry if I did it all wrong dfghjkl
Melanie Gillman - pigeonbits.tumblr.com
Helping out exasperated women and educating dudes and jerks.
I made this for a show with an artist group I am a part of in Seattle. The show’s theme was “Gems” So this is my crystal growth mug! Half mug half sculpture.
I literally need this in my life
I just did the most dramatic jaw-drop you don’t even understand
come closer one second
okay close enough
i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?
that would be me.
do you know what this crown means?
it means i look fucking cute
and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt
now as your fucking queen, i royally declare
that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema
u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT
why is it so painful to not have anyone to talk with about the things you love?
having seaweed rub against u when ur swimming in the ocean is like having satan slowly caress ur legs and toes while smiling creepily at u and whispering “mayonnaise”
I feel so uncomfortable
this is one of the funniest things i’ve ever read
To get Full Sync in any Assassin’s Creed mission you basically have to
- Not get injured
- Not die
- Not be seen
- Prepare a virgin sacrifice in your living room
- Climb a mountain
- Win the Lottery
- Kill the target
- Twerk around his corpse
HEYOOO, IT’S GIVEAWAY TIME!
(This is going to be so embarrassing in case nobody cares about it…)
First off: I LOVE YOU GUYS, THANK YOU SO MUCH! ♥
Okay, so I’ve been thinking about doing one of these for quite a while now and hitting that milestone (which I never thought would happen, I still can’t believe that so many of you chose to follow me omg) seemed like the perfect occasion, so here you go:
What you can win:
SWEETS (mostly)! I tried my best to gather together different kind of sweets that are more or less “typically German” and therefore aren’t all that common outside of Germany.
I’m going to cry if the winner turns out to be German ahaha.You probably want some more details, I know, I know. The giveaway includes:
- "Kinder" Friends
- "Kinder" Chocolate bonbons and chocolate bars
- "Kinder" Surprise eggs (I’ve been informed that they are still illegal in some countries, if the winner turns out to live in one of those pitiful areas I’ll replace the Surprise eggs with something else)
- "Haribo" Smurfs (wine gum)
- "Hitschler" Kids mix
- "Chupa Chups" Crazy dip lollipop
- "Storck" Toffifee pralines
- "Halloren" Double Chocolate pralines
- "Lübecker Marzipan" pralines
- "Yogurette" Chocolate bars
- "Ritter Sport" Chocolate squares
- "Manner" Wafers
- "Ferrero" Raffaelo pralines
- "Ferrero" Kisses pralines
- "Milka" Chocolate bar (filled with chocolate beans)
- "Prinzen Rolle" Sandwich cookies
Aaand EITHER the dinosaur or the robot chocolate moulds because they are cute as hell (both are brand new and come in their original wrapping, I just took them out for the pictures so you could see them better). I’d love to send you both of them but I have to stay below the two kilograms mark, otherwise the shipping costs would be hella increased and I can’t afford that, please don’t be mad. ;~;
I’ll also include a hand-written letter but wow, as if anyone cares, haha.
- You have to be following this blog (seriously, I’m trying to build an army ok), after all this is an appreciation to my followers. ♡
- Reblog as much as you want, but try not to spam your followers.
- Likes don’t count, but feel free to use them to bookmark this.
- The giveaway ends on the 1st April (it’s not an April fool I swear, I hate April fools).
- If the winner doesn’t respond within 48 hours I’ll choose another one. I think that’s more than enough time
since most of us don’t seem to have a life anyway.
- The winner has to be comfortable with giving me his/her address, how else am I supposed to send out the package?
What else do we have to know?
Following my main blog will give you 45673 extra entries.(Nah, just kidding, of course it would be appreciated but it doesn’t affect the giveaway at all, haha.)
- The winner will be chosen by a random generator.
- I ship worldwide. (Unless you live in fucking Narnia.)
- Giveaway blogs don’t count.
- Yes, you can reblog this to a secondary blog as long as you note with which blog you’re following me. Just write down a quick “this is just a sideblog, I’m following you with my main blog [insert URL here]” or something like that and it’ll be fine.
If you have any questions, feel free to message me!